I tried to put on aftershave today but the bottle was empty. I tried to smoke a cigarette but all i had left was an old half-finished one in my ashtray. I kept waking up from the cold all night because i promised a display at the aquarium that I would use a blanket instead of turning the heat on. I took an hour nap before leaving my friend's house last night because i wanted to go to sleep right away. I tried to plug in my dead ipod just to see if maybe it would work today. Yesterday I wore slippers to the convenience store and i might do it again. i need to take my medication before bed instead of in the morning - this is critical. Animals are unfortunate because they can't hear the teachings of the buddha but the pet ones have as many pleasures available to them as the gods do. staring at a television screen until my vision is blurry. i don't want to be dishonest.
i thought of a commercial that could be used as an anti-marijuana ad: here's how it breaks down. a kid takes a hit of a joint and then all of a sudden BOOOM! thundering drums and screaming guitars as he has a moment of realization into the camera and starts to dress up in military gear. He storms onto an air force base, then steals a jet fighter and takes off towards the nearest city, which he lets loose on with missiles and machine guns. By now he is laughing hysterically and screaming, he "does a barrel roll" then spins into the ground and explodes....then the text appears on the screeen, green, saying harmless....it then fades into gradually invisible smoke particles.
I want to eat a handful of ham.
